shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

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kittylamar:

getting this tatted on my chest

kittylamar:

getting this tatted on my chest

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gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

i lost five followers for posting this

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coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

image

i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

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"I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long."

Meryl Streep pulling weeds  (via elizabethsolsen)

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sweetlipsandstreelamps:

MY NEW FAVOURITE EVER

sweetlipsandstreelamps:

MY NEW FAVOURITE EVER

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sweetlipsandstreelamps:

"If I could, you know, team up with Anna Friel and Chi McBride again..and Kristin Chenoweth, it would just be a very special experience. I miss the show." (x)

DO IT. MAKE IT HAPPEN. MAKE IT REAL>

PLEASE

(Source: debramorrgans)

[x]

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trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

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Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

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"Look, I’m not thrilled that perfect strangers get to have an opinion about me or feel like they know me, but I have enough perspective to know they don’t know me, and I do have a life and I don’t live it for other people."

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mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

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